January 2011
Who needs a Valentine, when you've got Rum?
My ex girlfriend is a porn star
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
i-m-a-gee:
and boy is she going to be pissed when she finds out
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
coolstoryshawdee:
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
He scares the filling out of my doughnut
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a duck walks into a bar
evitamins:
hcawesome:
antijoke:
the bartender says “what’ll be”
the duck doesn’t respond..
it’s a duck
lolwut
no, it asks for grapes. duh.
no….for quackers!
stripedsweater:
DAY 1: Favorite movie
gay swag;: Disney challenge; →
rainbowballz:
DAY 1: Favorite movie DAY 2: Favorite princess DAY 3: Favorite prince DAY 4: Favorite song DAY 5: Favorite kiss DAY 6: Prettiest princess DAY 7: Favorite castle DAY 8: Saddest moment DAY 9: Favorite couple DAY 10: Best hair DAY 11: Favorite animal sidekick DAY 12: Favorite non-animal…
Spaghetti for a little friend. (This is adorable!
iliketurkeysoup:
waffleboy:
living-death:
solongtodevotion:
LOOK HOW HAPPY IT IS. I bet it never gets spaghetti
Always reblog pasta hamster.
OH MY GOD. IT LOOKS SO HAPPY<3
/dies of cuteness overload
lol :)
look at his little smile d’awwwwww
funny how
liveoutloudddx3:
you think you’re the only one he talks to like that.
: How My Midnight Showing of Deathly Hallows Part... →
hollywoodswinging:
jessicatheballa:
rainbowsockmonkeys:
My long yet true story:
I will wake up in the morning and walk downstairs like
I then will sit and read DH, looking up at the clock every 10 min. like
When the clock strikes 8
It’s time to go. I will get in the car and start driving like
When I get there, I will look over to whoever I parked next to like
And I will...
the prettiest people do the ugliest things
Reblog if you live here!
misterfisch:
condiments-:
thugsandkisses:
cess-xo:
YEEEEEEUP (:
Awwwee yeaaaa
woooooo
Yay.
awww shit!
That moment when the substitute teacher says your...
thisismyvengeance:
The Class Is Like…
You’re like….
and you always fucking know its coming.
tumblr peeps with good music i challenge you...
i need a song that is PERFECT for preparing for a fight scene.
-Black sheep-Metric <- Great intro but i need that same upbeat energy throughout the entire song.
-O’fortuna- Would be great but a littletoo cliché
pleeeeease help
When my P.E teacher tells me to run, i'm all like
wsupjd:
